Niece Gives Adorable Note To ‘Uncle Nemesis: ‘ ‘PS I Farted In The Envelope’
Ive never had a niece, but its something I look forward to a lot.
While having my own children is a long way off, its nice to think my more well-adjusted friend, who has his life in order, may start a family someday.
I mean, what female doesnt dream of becoming the weird aunt who smells like vodka and cats?
Since my niece could write her name, we have been mailing each other letters. We have both been pretty busy and havent sent or received in a while, but just got this today and this kid cracks me up!
The letter reads,
Dear Uncle Nemesis,
How are you doing? I am fabulous.
I have earned ten dollars and I am going to buy expend it all on candy that I will stash in my room. Not much has happened, but I will maintain you posted. I regret to inform you, that the last period I saw you, I could not deliver my booger, so, I will put it on the bottom of the page.
[ Booger included .]
P.S. I farted in the envelope.
This is basically like in Charlies Angels when every message would self-destruct, except now, he simply has turd particles all over his hands.
InfoSecPeezy schemes on sending his niece a hard simmered potato back with an invoice. He is even working on a reply, written backwards, that will serve as a ransom demand empty candy wrappers included as a threat.
While one Redditor indicated he save Abigails letter to read at her bridal, he is already planning on getting it framed, along with the booger.