4 WTF Hypothetical Questions Raised By Horror Movies

Movie ogres always work with a strict set of rules, like how zombies have to eat the flesh of the living, Predators can see in infrared, or Terminators always seem to age poorly despite being immortal robots. But while writers expend a lot of time making their creepy critters as well-rounded and plausible as possible, […]

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4 Everyday Thing We Can’t Stop Lying To Ourselves About

One of the greatest comebacks in mankind’s history is yelling “Lalala, I can’t hear you! ” over someone else who is making a phase, thereby proving that you are the superior intellect and the other person can go fuck a duffel bag full of cantaloupes. This is often known as “willful ignorance” or simply “being […]

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4 Cliche Horror Movie Scares That Require To Be Retired

If there’s one thing everyone likes, it’s being frightened. Ask anyone who suffers night terrors. But while we all enjoy a good scare, ones that fit the “good” part of that statement are becoming more and more scarce. The whole horror movie genre’s been get a little lazy lately, resting on its bloody laurels and […]

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5 Newspaper Article From History You’ll Swear I’m Making Up

As I read through hundreds of old newspaper article researching a couple of past column, I came across a handful of ridiculous narratives that I couldn’t turn into standalone columns. That’s when I remembered that John Cheese is the head of columns, and he dedicates about 2 percent of precisely one fuck. He was like, […]

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Snow White Is A LOTR Sequel: A Mind-Blowing Theory

In 1937, a story involving dwarfs came out which paved the way for its creator to define a large swath of nerd culture and become a household name. It was the first little person porn ever. And coincidentally, the same year also saw the release of The Hobbit and Walt Disney’s Snow White. But did […]

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14 Lessons From The Fur Catalog That Follows Me On Instagram

When the Instagram account ShubkaTomsk followed me, my life was in the gutter. I was transitioning effortlessly into my cold-weather contaminate mood( a funner name for seasonal depression) while going through a pretty brutal breakup. My phone’s notification window was largely comprised of ridiculously involved text battles, friends asking “U ok? ” and Seamless telling […]

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12 Animals That Could ‘Planet of The Apes’ Us If They Tried

0 If sci-fi movies have taught you one thing about species with queen-based social hierarchies, it’s that you should always kill the queen. Same runs for bugs right? Kill the queen and the ant mound or bee’s nest goes away. Voices good, unless you’re dealing with Argentine ants, who have about 300 queens for every […]

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Twitter Copies Instagram; Swaps Stars For Hearts( Vom)

Twitter, everyones second-favorite place to share their Instagram posts, is trying to right a sinking ship. they recently installed founder Jack Dorsey as their CEO, who promptly laid off 8% of the company. He then announced he was donating a third of his stock in the company to an employee pool, which is kind of […]

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Vanderpump Rules Recap: I’m The White Fucking Kanye West

Okay, so lets pretend weve been doing these since the beginning of the season and I didnt simply pick up in the middle because I couldnt suppress the urge that needed to be commenting on all this fuckery, and that somebody had to be me. The episode begins with Scheana, Ariana and Katie running lingerie […]

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