5 Boneheaded Conspiracy Theories You Had No Clue Existed

When you ask people what their favorite conspiracy hypothesis are, it’s always the same old ballads — the moon landing was fake, the British monarchy are all lizards, Tom Cruise is actually two small border collies in a tall coat, etc. People love tuning out the classics, but what about all the new conspiracies? Here’s […]

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Does Anyone Else Think Ramona Is A Hoarder?

Apparently this weeks episode of was rudely interrupted by a cable depict run by got a couple of middle school girls who have nothing better to do than bitch about the fact that nobody demonstrated up to their friends birthday party. Or at the least, thats what it voiced like for the first five minutes […]

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We Need To Talk About Amanda Seyfried’s Engagement Ring

As dutiful betches, we all dream of how our proposal “il be going”: romantic decided, expensive dinner, maybe some flowers, and a fucking gigantic engagement ring. Traditions and styles may change, but there will never be anything better than a fat-ass rock on your ring finger. With this in mind, Amanda Seyfried, we have some […]

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6 True Stories That Prove Local News Is Creepy As Hell

Your average small-town newspaper — assuming it’s still in publication — is approximately 50 percentage obituaries, 28 percent advertisements for soup, 13 percentage typo-riddled ads for the local high school musical( this year’s production is ” Gays And Dulls ” ), and 8 percent raccoon attacks. But what about that final 1 percent? It’s reserved […]

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Back-To-School Supplies For The Criminally Insane

Editor’s Note: We asked Katie to write an article on cool, useful products you can buy your child before they go back to school. Clearly she did not understand this very simple assignment, as many of these products are not appropriate for your child’s scholastic needs. The descriptions are wild misunderstandings and misrepresentations. Do not […]

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The 6 Most WTF Hollywood Depictions Of Donald Trump

Before he became the inciting incident in the post-apocalyptic thriller that is our age, Donald Trump spent the majority of members of his life cultivating the image of a disgustingly wealthy businessman and cameo-worthy celebrity. He was the rich bully of his time, inspiring many movies and TV shows to feature scarcely fictionalized versions of […]

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Our ‘After Hours’ Crew Will Be At C2E2 In Chicago, Will You?

Jack O’Brien, Cracked’s founder and Editor-in-Chief and possible co-conspirator in the Nancy Kerrigan/ Tonya Harding thing in the ‘9 0s that I don’t entirely understand called me into his office, and I obliged like I sometimes do. “Jlack Channel, ” I said, doing a really accessible pun that combined his name( Jack) and a popular […]

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Taylor Swift’s New Song “Gorgeous” Is Garbage

Well ladies, it’s Friday, and that means that Ms. Taylor Swift has absolutely knocked it out of the park with another new song. It’s called “Gorgeous, ” which is 0% surprising. We’re not sure whether this one is better than the first two dumpster fires from her new album, but there’s plenty to discuss. First […]

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