The Most Racist Thing You Read As A Kid( Was By Dr. Seuss)

Dr. Seuss is like America’s favorite crazy uncle. And as with our actual uncles, we compartmentalize his history of blatant racism. We don’t love it, but he wasn’t always being racist, so as long as we can talk about something else, it’s fine. We can stick to safe topics like whimsical tales about cats in […]

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Famous Sci-Fi Movie With Insane Flaws You Never Noticed

Writing sci-fi technology isn’t easy: Science advances so fast that real technology can end up blowing past your “futuristic” crap in a heartbeat. Remember when electronic billboards were something you find only in movies featuring androids and hovercars? Now there’s one trying to sell you dick pills every time you look at your phone. Even […]

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I Was A Child Soldier: I Grew Up With Guns And Murder

Get intimate with our new podcast Cracked Get Personal. Subscribe for fascinating episodes like Murdered Sex Dolls And Porn Suitcases: What Garbagemen See and I Was a Sex Slave in the Modern U.S ., available where you are get your podcasts . In 1989, Charles Taylor kicked off the First Liberian Civil War where reference […]

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8 Ways Earth Will Look Freaking Insane In Thousands Of Years

If the Earth was an apartment, the human race would be like your old roommate — long after we’re run, this place will still have our stink all over it. And like the old socks or half-eaten sandwiches you’re constantly seeing behind furniture, distant archaeologists will stumble upon the permanent marks we’re leaving on this […]

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Cracked Movie Club: Zero Dark Thirty

0 Kathryn Bigelow month continues on Cracked Movie Club! After attaining her major studio comeback with The Hurt Locker , Kathryn Bigelow was working on a follow-up film with screenwriter Mark Boal about the decade-long unsuccessful hunt for Osama Bin Laden when news broke that Bin Laden had been killed by a team of American […]

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6 Species That Attain Humanity Look Primitive By Comparison

Human beings have done a lot of amazing things: medical breakthroughs, space travel, snack packs … all delightful examples of ingenuity at its finest. If there are mysteries with our bodies, our galaxy, or our desserts, we will solve them handily. It’s truly beautiful. But, is it possible that, when you add up a listing […]

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5 Insane Answers For Questions You Didn’t Know You Had

Have you ever had a question enter your brain that consumed you until you figured out the answer? Not complex things like “How does day operate on the event horizon of a black hole? ” I’m talking about small things, like “Why doesn’t saran wrap cling to things anymore ?~ ATAGEND” or “What does human […]

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4 Terrible Celebrity The World Has Given A Free Pass

The world loves some good celebrity gossip, especially if it’s the sort about how a celebrity may be some kind of ogre in a Hollywood flesh suit. Look at James Woods — man, is that guy terrible. He sued a guy for slandering him on Twitter, then kept suing him after he died. He also […]

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Delicious Treats For Your Cat( If You Have One, Weirdo)

Its the season of devoting, and that should extend to your furry friend. Everything these days seems to be centered around puppies and how adorable the objective is, but what about our feline friends? Yes, kitties deserve special treats, too. And, as the animals most closely resembling our own stances, we share a special bond. […]

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6 NSFW Moments From The Making of Family-Friendly Shows

The family-friendly Tv demonstrates of our youth seemed to be set in a world where most adults are wise parental figures, and all acts of dickishness are swiftly is dealing with within 23 minutes. Surely, some of that wholesomeness must have scratched off on the person or persons stimulating these things, right? Nope! It was […]

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