Vanderpump Rules Recap: I’m The White Fucking Kanye West

Okay, so lets pretend weve been doing these since the beginning of the season and I didnt simply pick up in the middle because I couldnt suppress the urge that needed to be commenting on all this fuckery, and that somebody had to be me. The episode begins with Scheana, Ariana and Katie running lingerie […]

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You Can Get These On Amazon Prime, But Would You Want To?

EDITOR’S NOTE: We asked Katie to write an article about Amazon Prime Day, highlighting some awesome products. She in no way did that. In fact, all she did was look at the pictures of these very real products and wrote what she assumed it to be. The descriptions are inaccurate, and in some cases outright […]

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6 Cheerful Christmas Traditions With Shockingly Dark Origins

Before you even recover from your turkey and familial guilt coma, the jolly sights and sounds of the holidays begin bombarding your Christmas cortex until you’re ready to keel over from cheer poisoning. But are all of our holiday traditions actually that wholesome? Sometimes, when you push apart the branches of the Christmas tree, you […]

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7 Awful Audio No One Ever Want To Hear

I have a weird issue with audio. I never realise it until someone pointed it out to me. I can sleep through the loudest noises; I grew up near a train yard and could sleep through the audio of develops smashing together all night long. But the voice of a plastic suitcase rustling or a […]

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7 Adorable Animals That Will Make Your Heart Sing

Nature is never to be trusted. Nature creates tsunamis, hurricanes, and super gross bugs. Nature is 60 percent responsible for Kardashians. And yet, just when it seems like maybe we should destroy nature in some kind of sci-fi scheme that involves massive changes to the Earth’s climate or whatever, nature comes back with something so […]

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5 Things On Every Gamers’ Wish List( That Shouldn’t Be)

Recently, Nintendo discontinued the production of the NES Classic Edition, a “mini” console that prompted a nationwide debauchery of nostalgia when it was first released. Why were they so passionately fondling their memories? Well, it was a smaller version of the original NES, like the one they had as children! And what did they complain […]

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Science Says Dogs Are Better Friends Than People

Dogs are the purest beings in this world, and yes, Im including Beyonc so dont ask. Theyre our confidantes, our companions, and most importantly, they listen to all our problems without decision since they are dont have a very good comprehend on English beyond no, stay, seriously , no, I mean it, and pizza. Every […]

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6 Feel-Good Narratives From 2015 That Had Horrible Endings

As far as years run, 2015 was a combination of both ass and balls. Between terrorist attacks, a cartoonish primary season, and just plain old sucking, we had only a few morsels of elation to tide us over, like that one Twitter account that rates puppies. So, it pains us to inform you that all […]

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How Pop Culture Literally Saved My Life

Pop culture is everywhere. It’s the music we listen to, the books we read, and the fictional characters we print on our body pillows. And I’m profoundly fascinated by it, which led to my current career in which I attempt to shout over the whirlpool of the internet about why my opinions about Superman are […]

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Do You Want To Define Your Hand On Fire? 6 Fun Science Tricks

Science is the exacting method by which human has wrested control of the elements from the cruel clutches of the universe. Experiment by experiment, we have slowly earned our mastery over the millennia. Until, at last, we have reached the present day. The modern day. The day “when hes” are — all of us — […]

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