88 Hilarious News Headlines That Sound A Lot More Like’ Onion’ Narratives Than Real Life

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1. KKK LEADER VOWS TO MAKE GROUP MORE RACIALLY DIVERSE ~ ATAGEND 2. ENDANGERED BABY DOLPHIN DIES AFTER SWIMMERS PASS IT AROUND FOR SELFIES ~ ATAGEND 3. MAN BOMBS WALMART FOR NOT SELLING CONFEDERATE FLAG ~ ATAGEND 4. WOMAN’S DEAD BODY MISTAKEN FOR HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS ~ ATAGEND 5. THE WOMAN WHO WORE A FAKE DICK […]

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Here’s What Kind Of Girlfriend You Are, Based On What Kind Of Wine You Drink

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Riesling You’re very sweet and unassuming. You’re absolutely the Betty , not the Veronica. Like, “youre supposed to” have your hair in a ponytail 80% of the time. You’re very loving in relationships, but in a low-key way. You aren’t PDA central, which I’m sure the people who hang out with you appreciate. Chardonnay You […]

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23 Hilarious( And Sweet) Jenny Slate Tweets That Will Vastly Improve Your Day

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Perhaps you know her as the co-creator of Marcel the Shell, or as Jean-Ralphio’s sister on’ Parks and Recreation .’ But regardless of what you know her from, this comedian’s Twitter account is something you cannot miss. Here are 23 of her funniest( and occasionally touching) tweets. 1. Things to do when you can’t get […]

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23 Women Reveal The Absolute WORST Sexual Experience Of Their Lives

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Found on AskReddit . 1. His orgasm was like an epileptic convulsion. His orgasm was like an epileptic convulsion. If he were on top when he came, he would lose all control, autumn and flop about like a fish. It was as dangerous as it was a turnoff. 2. He bit my clit. Hard. I’ve […]

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Girl Breaks Up With Cheating Ex In Facebook Post, But Then He Replies To Post, Drama Ensues

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These days, it seems like Facebook is mostly a place to post pictures of your cats and try to ignore annoying relatives. But sometimes it is also a place for drama. This is one of those times. Somehow this crazy conversation is available on my feed. It features the girlfriend “Rachel”, the ex-boyfriend “Chad,” and […]

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Every Day, This Ferocious Cat Battles The Mailman In The Funniest Way

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Everyone knows the old cliche about puppies and mailmen, but it seems pups aren’t the only ones that like to squabble with brave postal workers. Every single day, this cat — known as the “Mail Slot Menace” — waitings by the window for the mail carrier to arrive at his house, ready to do battle. […]

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39 Men Answer’ What Attains A Girl Crazy ?’

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1. Forever secretary ?~ ATAGEND I know one girl who still checked her ex boyfriend’s email 4 years after they is broken. I guess he never changed his password. 2. They should’ve started a religion !~ ATAGEND My friend was dating a girl for a couple of months when she told him that she was […]

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101 Tinder Pick Up Line That Are Way Better Than Just Saying’ Hi’

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1. You seem awesome and I like awesome people 2. Tacos sometime? Check yes or no. 3. What’s the weirdest message you’ve ever get on here from someone? 4. Star Wars or Trek? There is only one right answer. 5. Are you emotionally unavailable or emotionally damaged? 6. Be honest. Which member of 1D is […]

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